As mighty as those two bricks you could never pry apart.
Here at PlasticBrickAutomaton Comics we periodically receive hate mail. I know that shocks and astounds you, as there is nothing about our content that does not literally drip hot, gooey, sticky awesome at all times, but alas it is indeed true. For some unfathomable reason, not everybody adores us. In shameless imitation of other sites that did it first, I'll be putting up my favorite hate mail here from time to time as it trickles in, along with Bob and my responses. I'll throw in a quick apology before cutting to the chase: Bob is the funny one... I just make the computers work. -- Pete
From: Hotmail [ Yeah, it really said his name was "Hotmail" ]
Subject: Remove the pornographic content. Here's why.
Date: July 10, 2010 1:22:55 PM PDT
To: Pete
If you don't, I'll report the website to the Google AdSense staff. They're crazy. And they'll take down your ads.

From: Tregbot

From: Pete
Subject: Re: Remove the pornographic content. Here's why.
Date: July 10, 2010 2:31:04 PM PDT
To: Hotmail
That's fine. Do what you need to do. Those ads don't generate any revenue and I've been considering replacing them with porn ads. Maybe they'd actually make us some cash for a change. We put filth on the internet purely out of the goodness of our hearts for hundreds of thousands of adoring fans, for free. Bob and I will not be abridging our first amendment rights by taking anything off the site, but you can feel free to take your self righteousness somewhere else where somebody gives a shit about it. If you don't like the comic, simply refrain from reading it.

In the meantime, I think I'll further execute my first amendment rights by putting this email exchange up on the site for everybody to see. I think our fans will find it amusing.